Ok.. this happened at food culture.. Weirong, Mark and i were having our dinner..
when Mark suddenly started to speak malay.. he speaks malay rather well.. and even the accent was there..
so.. anyway.. Weirong was the only one who knew nuts about what the two of us were talkin bout and so i started to tell him the history of Mark.. why and how he got the Malay accent..

Before that Weirong was asking me.. why do Malay guys Circumsize.. he wanted to know the STORY behind it.. but i obvious have no idea how circumsizion came about.. but i just told him the reason behind it..

Anyway.. i told Weirong bout the story behind Mark's Malay accent.. and here it goes...

MARK UNDERSTANDS AND KNOWS HOW TO SPEAK MALAY AH.. NOT BECAUSE HE MIX TOO MUCH WITH MALAY LAST TIME... ITS BECAUSE AH... HE HAD SEX WITH A MALAY GIRL.. ITS BECAUSE OF THIS .. THE GIRL'S MOJO/BLOOD ENTERED HIS BODY... AND THE NEXT DAY WHEN HE WOKE UP.. HE WAS TAN!! AND HIS HAIR BECAME CURLY.. AND HE SAID..
"EHHK!! AKU MELAYU AHH...!!" >
NOW AH... HE MORE TO CHINESE BECAUSE.. HE FELL FROM THE BIKE..
*mark showed his stitches*
THEN THE MALAY GER'S BLOOD WAS LOST LA DURING THE ACCIDENT... BUT.. HE STILL GOT SOME MALAY BLOOD IN HIM AH... TTS WHY HE LIKE THIS...

hahahahaha.. Weirong was laughing his ass off when i was telling him this story... i then asked him...

U WANT TO BECOME MALAY ANOT?? I FIND ONE MALAY GER FOR U AH... BUT I MUST WARN U LA.. NOT ALL MALAY GER CAN MAKE U MALAY.. U NEED TO FEEL FOR IT...
U MUST HOLD HER PUSSY.. MUST FEEL INSIDE...

FEEL...

FEEL...

FEEL....


MUST HAVE ONE CIRCLE INSIDE THE HOLE..

Mark then asked me.. " WAT HOLE SIAA??"

BLACK HOLE LA... TT HOLE MAKE WONDERS...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

The End. ((: